He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I've blown a few things in my day
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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