am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We need to rekindle our bromance
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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