That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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