R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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