I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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