they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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