I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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