For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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