I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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