I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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