: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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