Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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