I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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