There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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