Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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