Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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