Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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