Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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