Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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