you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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