hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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