Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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