Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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