doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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