I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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