My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
There's even glitter on my cock...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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