I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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