So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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