he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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