plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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