Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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