she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
