the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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