Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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