About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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