It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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