She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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