I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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