Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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