Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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