i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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