East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Tell her she can't have a vagina
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you traded sex for a burrito?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Couch. On fire.
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