one two three fourrrrnication!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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