y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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