Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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