Having a random hookup so left but love u
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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