I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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