We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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