Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Randomize
