We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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