uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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