what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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