My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
